September 2011
4 posts
Life as of recently.
went to disneyland. found out, san bernardino is officially the smoggiest part of the state as of recently. applied to try out as a san diego beach lifeguard. watching korean and thai movies. good day.
think I’ve been chugging the haterade today. fuckers.
an interesting day.
had an interesting day. Went with Allison and another girl, on a wild goose chase of death defying adventures. To a bs big whig luncheon where I put on a prof’s name tag. Ate some pizza at an outdoor Costco. Went back to school, blah blah blah. Everything we tried to do was closed, art museum, all kinds of stuff. Then we found out one of the kinesiology professors, who I hadnt met yet, but I...
considering shooting the neighbor dog in the face. IN THE FACE.
August 2011
19 posts
duck farts.
So yesterday I helped with 2 underwater weighings. Its supposed to be the “gold standard” (imagine fists on my waist while saying that) in how much body fat you have. I also helped with a VO2max study again for the running economy with barefoot vs shoes, but… well, the chick running just bitched out, and complained bout everything. So later, I asked what you had to do to be a...
woot wooten woot!
Was supposed to help Dr. Moffat with some… who knows at 10, showed up a lil late, and apparently he still wasnt there. So I helped out in the exercise phys lab with some VO2max tests. I think I shocked Dr. Wilkins with my VO2max score that I did in April. A student asked her what the highest she had seen on a test. She replied “lower 60’s”, and I told her that I had 67, and...
Just saw my first squirrel here!
Ps. Not very may squirrels here. and they look weird, like they’re made of some grey and brown fluffy super desert cotton!
Walking 3 miles home, barefoot. ‘Nother flat on my bike.
Are your parents home?
So, didnt make it to big bear, or anywhere exactly. Stupid google sent me on roads that were meant for offroad jeeps, or government vehicles. But I did walk my bike up a ways until I just got sick of the shit.
Had a volunteer chick ring on the doorbell, and ask me if my fucking parents were home. WHUT. THE. FUCK. really lady, and then asked me if I was registered to vote after I told her I had...
duck herder.
Well yesterday, I didnt really do jack shit. Walked to get some food, and then walmart…again, to get some food. Then I was almost to starbucks when I noticed I forgot the tire levers to get my tires off, back to walmart again. Then starbucks, then somehow caught a bus home. I probably walked 5 miles at least. Then, I had to herd the ducks into the garage, that was fun. Then fixed my tire....
bwah!
So I started the day with some unexpected shenanigans. Had to wake up a lil earlier to watch/help with a barefoot running economy study at 7:30. I only like 3 miles away, and have pushed it to leaving 10 minutes before I’m to be there. But I had my bike outside at 7:00 this morning, to notice a squishy, flat rear bike tire. I havent had a flat on this bike since I got it a year ago! So I...
Jackaaaaaaaaaasss!
Sooo, apparently people don’t know I’m gone as I’ve been getting 8,000 event invites on fb back in Wichita. I was kinda pissed and had put “not attending”, but now I’m thinkin I should change all of them to “attending”. You’re damn right I’ll be there!
It has begun!
or something like that with which they say on mortal kombat. I’ve started my internship. I tried to get this started back up as soon as I got into California and start blogging again. I’ve been traveling a lot lately. The spring I was on the road with the rowing team a lot. Then, we had nationals at Lake Lanier, Georgia. It was gorgeous out there. Then a 14 hour bus ride back home....
October 2010
6 posts
Exerpt of overheard phone conversation, “Yur in Nebraska, that’s why!”
In OKC; I’m sad this bus driver is leaving. She kept saying, “This is the time to get it, if you wanna get it!”
4, 4 hawks, ah, ah, ah!
On the way back to Austin!
August 2010
34 posts
Had to feed my dog h2o2 to make him puke! He potentially ate some generic mucinex! Yay, on the 70’s shag carpet!
So, my Bulgarian friend Vicky is unknowingly being sent a barrage of happy birthdays in different languages today on facebook. It’s not her birthday, in fact it’s not until October! Someone who visited Tampa last week, cough, cough, may or may not have changed her bday while still logged in. People were already giving toasts at the bar to an early birthday, to which she was utterly...
Bus broke down before it left, I hope I don’t get scorched to death(although that would be an awesome way to go!)
In Kansas City, waiting on the bus to haul ass to Wichita. Part of me doesn’t want to go home, and part of me doesn’t think that home is where I’m headed. I think I may have found a new home…
Interesting bus patrons: Parrot Lady, who sat next to me the entire time with a blanket; Captain Back Tits; Parents that think they should trash talk their kids and talk about how cool they are by talking about fist fights and how they shouldn’t use the title “Mom”.
Actual line from the bus driver, “Ok folks, this is Dotham, Were gonna be here for about 10 minutes, they sell dope here in Alabama, watch ya’ self.”
Just saw a pirate ship!
Saw some people protesting Scientology. “Religion is Free, Scientology is Neither!” still laughing bout that.
On my way with Vicky and Georgi to St. Pete. Might go to the pier. I love the random thunderstorms out here. Cell phone coverage is total crap and the traffic could give a shit that I’m on a bike. Had a lady rudely but in a nice tone tell me to use the sidewalk. They have no idea that I would gladly smash a mofos taillight with my u-lock! Have a nice day!
So not more than 10 minutes after I put my bike together at the bus station and ride off, I see a duck hit by a car. Thought it was dead and then saw it’s head moved. Hesitated and kept riding, then less than a block away is a humane society. So I rode back, had a lawnmower guy give me a shirt and I wrapped him up, he squirmed a bunch. So I went to the humane society, and they could give a...
How do these stupid ass stories happen to me?!
On the bus to Tampa. There’s a guy I was behind in line with a nice trasbag full of prescription drugs, with a serious case of dt’s or parkinsons. Prison shoes and pants. Yay for him.